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happy singles day to those who are single and those who pretend to be single 🫶 cheers
Being single is awesome!
Laatste paar dagen heb ik meerdere keren de vraag gekregen: "Joost, waarom ben jij nog vrijgezel?"... Het antwoord is stiekem heel simpel. Veel vrouwen hebben inmiddels de satisfyer pro 2, dus ik ben overbodig. #noad
so if i spend my time eating cheese, watching Netflix, n having orgasms alone, i'm 'depressed', but if someone else is there i'm 'in love' ?
I like how #SinglesDay is a thing, being single is awesome. I get my bed all to myself and I don't have to share my food, I'm living the high life with my kitty lol
Het is Singles Day: dé dag waarop alle vrijgezellen in het zonnetje worden gezet. Met deze klassiekers vier je trots de dag van de vrijgezel. #single #NPORadio2 nporadio2.nl/top2000/nieuws…
'Mijn bed is halfvol' - optimistische vrijgezel.
My dogs are all “Girl, you are awesome. Why are you single?” And I’m all “Probably because I have conversations with my dogs, dudes.”
Who are we? SINGLE YOUNG PROFESSIONALS What do we want? FOR PERISHABLE GROCERIES TO BE SOLD IN SMALLER PORTION SIZES
Life is short. If you have a crush on someone, walk right up to them then a little past them and just keep going it’s probably not worth it
Single at 23: “I have to go out and meet someone!” Single at 29: “If it’s meant to be the right person will find me in my home.”
perks of being single
being single is cool until you open a perfect avocado at breakfast and u have no one to show it to.
just dropped my new single its' me i'm single