25 tweets over seks die je aan het lachen maken

yebba

@abbystffns

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How hard can it be? #sexjoke

Adult Fun Superstore

@AFSOttawa

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We never thought that #HomeHardware would of become one of our competitors #sexjoke

David Hughes

@david8hughes

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Me: Netflix & chill? Her: sure [later that night] Her: so you don't have Netflix? Me [pulling out 20 condoms]: I don't have chill either

(hyper)//diamønd

@dandotjs

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"yes I'm very good in bed" *folds blanket and neatly props up pillow* *pillow falls over* "Oh no, this doesn't normally happen I swear"

mike ginn

@shutupmikeginn

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Sex is like pizza, if you're going to use bbq sauce you better know what the fuck you're doing

Cool Eric

@OBiiieeee

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[trying not to think about Sonic The Hedgehog during sex] Her: faster! faster! Me: oh god no

chuuch

@ch000ch

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woops did i leave both of my bowling trophies in my hands during sex again that's embarrassing

The Eh Factor 🇨🇦

@AngeLaBambaaaa

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Just once I'd like to see a movie sex scene be accurate. You know, him having a hard time getting her off then giving up.

Matt Shirley

@mattsurely

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My favorite sex position? Boy there's so many to choose from. Ha Ha. *starts sweating* I'd have to pick, um, reverse...shortstop? I gotta go

jimbawamba

@jimmytorosian

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What idiot called it "leaving right after sex" and not "nuts and bolts"?

t rolo ツ

@TheRolo

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Cake is better than sex because I can remember the last time I had cake.

DaddyJew

@DaddyJew

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*has sex with you* *declines your FB friend request*

TORMABLAS PARODYIACKLELALES

@Tormny_Pickeals

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son, ur 2 now - old enuff for the talk. see, sex is a lot like a ocean - im drownin in it. lol now put ur hand up this is called a high five

matt

@dogfather

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[after having sex for first time] HER: was that not the best thing ever? ME: *remembering when my car hit 42069 miles* its up there for sure